January 16, 2015
Press release from ESTABLISHMENT MAJORITY INC.
Over the last few hundred years our minorities should have become accustomed to being frozen out of the “good” things in this nation. Don’t they know that the good things were never intended for them? Why are they so pushy and hard-headed?
We have come up with something just for them. Instead of giving their movie people an Oscar they will get a new substitute award named “The IceCar”.
The Ice-car is to be presented to those people in a cold auditorium (below 25 degrees F), and as soon as they put their hot hands on The IceCar and leave the room it will begin to melt. There will be no problems with them showing it off later!
We are confident that this will address their peculiar need for recognition and placate them at the same time.
Any questions? Contact Stephen Maddox Sr,